Gravity

 My weight hasn’t changed for years.  I started getting a little heavy recently and got as high as 180 pounds.  We cut back on food a little bit and now I’m back in the low 170s again.  So imagine my surprise when I tried on some old pants I haven’t worn in several years and the waist didn’t fit at all.  Not even close!  The length still works, and that’s a relief, I can still say I’m 5’ 9”, but not so with the waistband.  Same weight.  Different waist.  Only one explanation I can think of. Damn that gravity anyway!  

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