I look at the moon.
I don’t see a man. I’ve heard about the man in the moon since I was a kid, but does anybody really see a man in the moon?
If I squint, maybe I see it. Does the man in the moon look like a pumpkin face carved by a 5-year-old; a cartoonish open mouthed face? That’s the best I can make out. That’s kind of weak. Surely, it’s something better than that!