While I’m trying to move a kidney stone along, I’m in the emergency room answering questions. In Texas, in addition to all the other questions, they ask what religion you are. He asked. I said “none”. He didn’t understand the answer. He listed the choices. I said “none”. “None of the above?” he asked. I said “none”. “Don’t want to say, huh?” “I just said. None.” He wrote something down. Probably “undecided”.