As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly

That WKRP classic.

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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I spotted this object in a distant tree.  Looked pretty big.

I could tell there was red on the head.  I thought it might be a turkey vulture.

Until I got close enough for a really good look.

Actually, wild turkeys can fly.

Those magnificent beasts.