I want to buy an electric car

 

…to support the transition to renewable fuel and less carbon emissions.  But if I make the switch now, trade in the Mazda and replace it, it will be like updating to a new computer at work every three years.  The old computer (Mazda) isn’t worn out, the technology just falls behind.

 

The Mazda is a 2014 but it’s still like-new.  It’s only got 20,000 miles on it!  The problem is, there are so many missing safety features now.  There is no back-up camera (I can barely back up a car now with no rear-view camera), no side-approaching car alarm in reverse to warn of cars or people in parking lots, the cruise control isn’t adaptive, there is no collision avoidance safety-feature.  It’s just a nice peppy little fuel-efficient car that gets 40mpg!

 

 

Multiple languages

 

I’m fascinated by people speaking multiple languages.  It is so common here in The Valley.  This region is 90% Hispanic and 10% Anglo.  Most every person we deal with is a Spanish speaker, but they speak with us in English.  Switching seamlessly between Spanish and English; they make it seem so easy!

 

How do they hold that much information in their head and keep it all straight?  Is it a good workout for their brain?  Are there cognitive advantages as a result?  Do they possess a mental agility that I don’t?  As I plod along in one language, are they frolicking?

 

 

Henry

 

Henry’s weight has been stable for years.  Then we got the puppy.  Nothing else changed.  He gets the same food and the same treats as always, but he’s lost weight.

 

So we’ve discovered the secret to weight loss.  Get a puppy friend.  Run, wrestle, and play bitey-face for hours every day.  Two pounds.  Gone.

 

 

Some call me compulsive

 

…just because I match the pattern when putting away dinner plates; or make sure all the labels are right-side-up and facing out when restocking the pantry or the refrigerator; or lining up all the Keurig cup labels just right when I put them in the holder.  Branding me as compulsive though, that might be an overstatement.

 

Now my daughter, that’s a different story.  Her family discovered uneven wear of the patterns on her dinner dishes.  Not only does she stack them the same way every time she puts them in the cabinet (and who wouldn’t), but she loads them in the dishwasher the same way every time, and if someone else loads the dishwasher she waits until they leave the room then turns all the patterns to face the same way before she turns it on.  The spray from the dishwasher on the same part of the plates every day is unevenly wearing off the pattern.

 

I rest my case.

 

Cruise control

 

I read up on my cruise control glitch.  Jeep isn’t the only one.  All the car companies; Chrysler, Tesla, Volvo, every manufacturer that offers adaptive cruise control, have the same problem.  Carmakers have to program their adaptive cruise control to not be sensitive to stationary objects.  Otherwise cars would brake for every stationary object ahead.  Imagine a car going around a long gradual turn, braking for every power pole, sign post, fence post, and mailbox that appeared to be in its path.  Adaptive cruise control is a giant improvement over fixed cruise control (or no cruise control at all), but cars can never be fully autonomous with the radar technology they use today.  They’ll need to use the next generation of imaging technology, which is called Lydar.  Lydar uses lasers to create 3D images to allow completely autonomous driving, but it’s a young technology and still too expensive to put into mass produced cars.

 

So in the meantime, we get semiautonomous adaptive cruise control that works great in most situations, but you still have to pay attention.