Poor Henry. Every time he needs to see the vet, we take him to see space aliens instead. First thing they do is abduct him from the waiting room, take him into the back, and stick something up his anus!
Physical Fitness
Years ago, I read that a good short-hand physical fitness test for senior citizens is “Can you get up off the floor by yourself, unaided?” It struck me as funny at the time.
With each passing year, it gets less funny.
