Could there be a faster stationary bird than the black skimmer?

Not the black bellied plover.

Not the yellow-bellied sapsucker.

Not the yellow-rumped warbler or the white morph reddish egret.


Hands down. Fastest stationary thing out there.

Could there be a faster stationary bird than the black skimmer?

Not the black bellied plover.

Not the yellow-bellied sapsucker.

Not the yellow-rumped warbler or the white morph reddish egret.


Hands down. Fastest stationary thing out there.

Could there be a faster stationary bird than the black skimmer?

Not the black bellied plover.

Not the yellow-bellied sapsucker.

Not the yellow-rumped warbler or the white morph reddish egret.


Hands down. Fastest stationary thing out there.

Looking at birds.
And this guy comes out on a board.

A board that’s moving all by itself.

He stands up.

It’s like windsurfing, but without the wind. But then something even cooler happens.

He’s up on a foil.

Just like the Americas Cup boats, he’s up on a foil.

A silent, electric, regulated by a Bluetooth hand controller, battery powered, foil board. Sweet.

And all for the low low price of only $14,000. What toy collection would be complete without it?

I see pink gulls.

These photos are of little warbler songbirds. For perspective, they’re all, except for the vireo, sparrow-size or less. They might look big because I was able to get close.
Hooded Warbler.


Worm-eating Warbler.


White-eyed Vireo.

Yellow-throated Warbler.


Kentucky Warbler.


I was able to get really close to this duck.
